Cover your goddamned mouth when you cough!
Seriously!
That one is such a germaphobe she doesn't carry cash - only uses credit! And she just coughs into the air like a heathen! Wtf!
~ colour me disgusted
Thursday 14 June 2012
Saturday 2 June 2012
What would Jesus do?
Imagine - it's your day off and you've been looking forward to sleeping in all week.
Your dude has to work, and has the "endearing" hit-the-snooze-button-for-an-hour malfunction.
You FINALLY drift back to sleep, only to be woken up, 20 minutes later to a startling POUNDING on your front door.
You ignore it.
More POUNDING.
Zzzzzzz
MORE POUNDING.
Confused, and a little panicked, you shuffle, braless, to the front door, where two people are peeking in.
Jesus people.
Jesus, PEOPLE!
"How are you this morning, ma'am?"
"Well, I WAS SLEEPING."
Fuck.
I'm UP.
~fuck, shit, piss, goddamned mother fucker
Your dude has to work, and has the "endearing" hit-the-snooze-button-for-an-hour malfunction.
You FINALLY drift back to sleep, only to be woken up, 20 minutes later to a startling POUNDING on your front door.
You ignore it.
More POUNDING.
Zzzzzzz
MORE POUNDING.
Confused, and a little panicked, you shuffle, braless, to the front door, where two people are peeking in.
Jesus people.
Jesus, PEOPLE!
"How are you this morning, ma'am?"
"Well, I WAS SLEEPING."
Fuck.
I'm UP.
~fuck, shit, piss, goddamned mother fucker
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