What would Jesus do?

Imagine - it's your day off and you've been looking forward to sleeping in all week.

Your dude has to work, and has the "endearing" hit-the-snooze-button-for-an-hour malfunction.

You FINALLY drift back to sleep, only to be woken up, 20 minutes later to a startling POUNDING on your front door.

You ignore it.

More POUNDING.

Zzzzzzz

MORE POUNDING.

Confused, and a little panicked, you shuffle, braless, to the front door, where two people are peeking in.

Jesus people.

Jesus, PEOPLE!

"How are you this morning, ma'am?"

"Well, I WAS SLEEPING."

Fuck.

I'm UP.

~fuck, shit, piss, goddamned mother fucker