Bad face day

What the fuck, face?

Why you gotta be looking' all gnarly and shit?

(I totally sounded like a gangsta there, didn't I?)

But seriously. The 'sunscreen for face' I applied to protect my fair skin from wrinkles resulted in a face so shiny, it looks like "I wash my face... With chocolate bars."

And hair? You're a fucking bastard. Hellooooooo. I just spent $75 on a hair cut and shampoo and conditioner. Where's that glossy mane I was promised?

And under eye circles? You can go fuck yourself.

~ troll