ISP, yeah you know me.

Dear Internet Service Provider,

PROVIDE ME WITH SOME FUCKING INTERNET, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ahhhhh!!!!!!  deliver my goddamn emails then go fuck yourself!!! really really hard!!!  repeatedly!!!!

super mad face, hard drive punch.

xoxoxoxoxo  FUCK YOU.

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The best part about this post? She couldn't publish it. Her Internet wasn't working. BAHAHA.