Babies are cute.
Some of us would even like one some day.
But posting about sucking snot out of your child's nose, the viscosity of their bowel movements or the state of your nipples is just not what I need to read as I peruse Facebook. People who I used to consider intelligent become socially inept over-sharers.
Thank you for ruining my creepathon, and my appetite. Not to mention my desire to procreate.
Do you really think I need to know about how cute your child is while vomiting in the back seat of your car?
Let me save you thousands in counseling: Keep that shit to yourself and you'll be able to integrate with the rest if us like a normal human being.
~Ga-Ga-Goo-Ga
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