First!!!

What is WITH people who excitedly write "FIRST" when they are, or feel that they could be, the first to post a comment on a popular blog post?

What are you, 5?

Do you even read the posts before frantically scrolling to the bottom to write "FIRST!! Me!!! I posted first!!!"?

There is something disconcerting about the fact that this is something people so desperately seek to achieve, and that they are so eager to celebrate it with others! What an accomplishment! You winner, you.

The best is when someone happily chants "WOAH! I'm FIRST!! ME! I DID IT" and they're like...the 12th comment.

Please, get a hobby or some interests beyond trolling through the Internet hoping to leave an impression by being the FIRST to comment. Also, please go fuck yourself.

~ LAST!!!!