Dear internet,
Why you gotta make it so hard to open a goddamn email and blogger account? No, I will not type in your secret code words.  Maybe I am a robot. Maybe spam is totally my favourite. Maybe I just want to search for antique teacups or elephant porn.  Basically, I do not have the time nor inclination to brush up on my Aramaic and Hyleriogrhipics (fuck you too, spelling -- I hear you don't need that to fit in on the internet anyway), in order to open a goddamn kittensandpuppieshugging@hotmail.com email address.

Please go fuck yourself.

~MBP