When quitting smoking:
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKING SLOWS DOWN YOUR METABOLISM?
Why do people feel it is helpful to ask how life without cigarettes is going, over and over? HOW ABOUT I RIP OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARM AND REMIND YOU OF YOUR LOSS EVERY TEN MINUTES?
Why do non-smokers think it's helpful to insult you? "Smoking is so stupid! Your teeth were yellow, and man, you smelled disgusting! It made you look so trashy!" THAT WAS 6 DAYS AGO, ASSHOLE.
~ trying-not-to-kill-people-in-order-to-protect-the-gene-pool
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